while playing touhou 8
- moe girl a.k.a me: waah i have to go to the bathroom but i can't pause!!
- dad: maybe if you click this
- moe girl: -at that exact second dies and a continue screen pops up-
- dad: i did it!!
- moe girl: no dad...that just means i lost
- dad: oh...
- moe girl: -goes to peep-